Perfect Security
The ultimate way to achieve zero security vulnerabilities and the dry reality of a system architect.
📝 Transcript
We ran a security scan. It found twelve hundred critical vulnerabilities. We updated all libraries to fix them. Now we have zero vulnerabilities. But the system doesn't work anymore. At least the hackers can't get in either. We are safe.
A deadpan hot take from 20 years of engineering, with the ME mascot.
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