The ultimate way to achieve zero security vulnerabilities and the dry reality of a system architect.
Microservice architecture and confusion of responsibility
The truth about technical debt
We added AI agents but we still have zero customers. So what are the agents doing? Waiting for customers. A deadpan take on AI hype from ME.
We decided to scale the system. How many customers? None. So what did we scale? The dreams. A deadpan lesson on premature scaling from ME.
I started learning Kubernetes, thought we had a scaling problem. 23 users. We had a customer problem. A deadpan lesson on scale from ME.
Wrote it seven years ago. Still there. ME's deadpan tech-debt classic — dry, calm, fully accepted.
That's what the product manager said. Touched auth, touched billing, three sprints later still deploying. ME's deadpan kickoff classic.
Saw a post on LinkedIn. 'Successful engineers wake at 5 AM.' Author: sales director. ME's deadpan jab at the tech-influencer industry.
Looked into it. Same thing. Different name. ME's deadpan take on framework hype.
That's all 👋
15-30 second tech hot takes. Stay tuned for new ones.
Sayfalar
Eylemler
Yazılar